UofT Purity Test

How pure are you as a University of Toronto student?

Instructions:

Check the boxes for things you have done. Your score will be calculated at the end.

1. Rejected from Waterloo

2. Eaten Mama's best hot dog in front of sidney smith

3. Spent over 24 consecutive hours in a non residence building

4. Started a fire in a non-residence building

5. Had a midterm with a class average below 50%

6. Had a crush on a lab or tutorial partner

7. Had an encounter with campus security

8. Been on the roof of an university building

9. Commited an AO

10. Got caught for an AO

11. Been drunk in a non residence building

12. Flirted with a TA or Professor

13. Been flirted with by a TA or Professor

14. Smoked a cigarette on campus property

15. Stolen something from a dining hall

16. Signed up for aphrodite

17. Got ghosted on aphrodite

18. Gone to the maddy

19. Thrown up at the maddy

20. Gone to a frat party

21. Gone to Northrop Frye Mcdonald's

22. Played 3D snake at Myhal

23. Had a lecture in con hall

24. 3 or more consecutive days without showering

25. Slept through an exam or midterm

26. Lost your Tcard

27. Took a free condom and didn't use it

28. Pulled an all nighter

29. Fell asleep in the front of a class

30. Pulled two or more consecutive all nighters

31. Got food poisoning from a dining hall

32. Seen the anime wrapped car on campus

33. Failed a course

34. Lied about your GPA

35. Been on Academic Probation

36. Did a workstudy or a part time job on campus

37. Masturbated in a non residence building

38. Got a 19 year old friend to buy you alcohol

39. Got drunk 3 or more nights in a row

40. Talked shit about New College

41. Flamed someone/been flamed for going to UTM or UTSC

42. Flamed someone/been flamed for being in Rotman

43. Been to Fresca Pizza and Pasta

44. Ate a full meal in class

45. Ordered late night food delivery to a non residence building

46. Visited the Trinity College basements

47. Used an absence declaration while healthy

48. Got lost in University College

49. Got rejected from your PoSt

50. Dated someone in the same program as you

51. Copied someone's assignment without them knowing

52. Lied to a professor/TA

53. Lived at the Chelsea hotel

54. Dated a Waterloo student

55. Picked up a tag from a CAMH poster

56. Attended an event for the free food

57. Dropped the same course multiple times

58. Created a Startup

59. 4.0'd a course that you CR'd

60. Had a TA the same age as your or younger than you

61. Taken 7 or more courses in a semester

62. Been denied from doing something by your registrar

63. Had 3 or more exams scheduled within 24 hours

64. Got a noise complaint about you

65. Watched anything on a library study room TV

66. Been called out by a professor or TA for being disruptive

67. Swore in front of a professor or TA

68. Kicked someone out of a study room

69. Took an edible on campus

70. Told someone to shut up in a library

71. Been told to shut up in a library

72. Damaged/vandalized/stole university property

73. Had an exam in VLAD or KNOX

74. Attended every lecture and/or tutorial and/or practical for a course

75. Did all your course evaluations

76. Attended no lectures for a course and still passed

77. Cried yourself to sleep

78. Had an argument over Piazza

79. Got yelled at by a homeless person

80. Wasted excess meal plan money at the end of the semester

81. Saw a fox on campus

82. Fell for a phishing email

83. Got drunk at a school event

84. Climbed on the Queen's park statue

85. Made fun of/been made fun of for being an international student

86. Called UofT the “Harvard of the North”/called Harvard the “UofT of the South”

87. Made fun of someone at another Canadian university cuz Uoft best

88. Regularly commutes over an hour to get to campus

89. Set off a fire alarm on campus

90. Hooked up in a residence building

91. Hooked up in a non-residence building

92. Had a condom malfunction mid hookup in an university building

93. Chugged 3 or more energy drinks consecutively

94. Had homeless person break into your residence building

95. Had pregnancy scare in campus washroom

96. Masturbated in your dorm/apartment wihout your roomate noticing

97. Had 'anti-suicide' chairs in your residence building

98. Hooked up with your TA

99. Hooked up with a professor

100. Had a threesome involving your TA and/or professor

This test is for entertainment purposes only. All responses are anonymous and not stored.